The Battle For Lockhart Steele's Butt Options

[Critter]

If you take a look at the photos taken at the parties that these NYC Hipster bloggers give, you can see a rather fascinating little subtext to how they all relate to Lockhart Steele; Lockhart Steele being the pretty boy editor/blogger of CURBED.COM

First of all, based solely on how they photograph, most of these NYC Hipster Blogger guys (and girls) are really really ugly, alien-like butt ugly. CLICK HERE for photos of NYC Bloggers, oh, and you might want to get liquored up really really good before doing it. And, I wouldn't do it right after eating.

I saw a photo of Nick Denton standing next to Jason Calacanis and Denton looked like some kind of giant monster from space. Jason Calacanis looked like an old has-been leprechann who didn't want you asking about the pot of gold he was hiding in the forest.

Lockhart Steele clearly stands out from the butt ugly NYC Hipster Blogger crowd, not so much because he is all that great looking, but because he actually looks humanoid.

In almost every photograph of every NYC Hipster Blogger party, you can see that the troll bloggers just want to be near Lockhart Steele, they just want to touch Lockhart Steele, they just want the world to know that they know Lockhart Steele.

I've never seen Lockhart Steele in person. But, judging from the photographs of him I've seen, he's nothing I would shell out $300.00 for at the Gaiety. I mean, come on, there are thousands of pretty boyz in NYC, and most of them are rentable.

It never ceases to amaze me that, with a pretty boy on every block in New York City ready to bend over for the right price, people can still get so hung up on ONE guy.

We commented here before on Craigslist's interest in Lockhart Steele in re its efforts to find a new revenue stream, by morphing into an apartment listing service for New York City.

We just assumed that the only people after Steele's manbooty was craigslist.. However, apparently the Real Estate Game in New York City is almost like a bidding war over manass at the Gaiety on Friday nights. Because, it seems the New York Times is making a play for The Buns of Steele ...

Incredible Hulks, Enticing the Young [NYTimes] http://www.nytimes.com/2004/11/11/garden/1...&partner=rssnyt

[Peter Everhard]

The New York Times' Steele Fetish

I don't get this,

I'm all for animal rights and equal opportunity for ugly people, but,

The New York Times' Steele Fetish is really begining to get on my fahking nerves.

Can't the New York Times see that I'm prettier than Lockhart Steele?

I was gonna say that "I was reading the New York Times and ran across another article by Lochart Steele". But, who reads the fahking New York Times? I don't read the NYT, I buy the WSJ, but I can't be bothered with the New York Times.

Fact is, I ran across the latest Steele article in the New York Times when I searched "craigslist" on Google News.

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[Peter Everhard]

The Prettiest Real Estate Blogger? You Decide

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[Peter Everhard]

The TOP Real Estate Blogger? You Decide

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[Peter Everhard]

Gawker Media Sucks Up Lockhart Steele's Man Booty

Gawker Media's press release would have you believe that Lockhart Steele is off the market, that Lockhart Steele has gone to work full time for Gawker Media as its managing editor. I will believe that Lockhart Steele is working as Managing Editor of Gawker Media when I see pictures of him naked, sitting on Nick Denton's lap.

I find it very hard to believe that an aging pretty boy like Steele woud shuck the tried and true for some fly-by-night start up like Gawker Media.

I get this feeling that Gawker Media needed something to take some of the focus off of Mediabistro so it just rented the Steele. I see Steele's Manass going to a Martha Stewart or an Oprah or maybe a Meg Whitman.

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